MERLE ALLIN
I had been thinking about doing a GG figure for a while, so when the guys came to me with the idea, I was into it. The proofing process took a long time, but we got it right. The doll looks really good and I’m happy with it.
MILO
Wow, I can’t believe it’s happening… This is like the pinnacle of success for me; it’s up there with the Playboy interview and Vans shoe! Thanks for making it all happen.
BLAG
Me and HeWhoCanNotBeNamed are the best looking men in show business. It was only fitting that we be immortalized in space age polymer to frighten parents and tittilate teenage girls everywhere!
TESCO VEE
As a toy collector of two decades, and classic bobble head collector, imagine just how geeked I became, when informed that yours truly would enter the pantheon of ‘Throbblehead’ punk rock losers, along with poopy soulmate GG Allin!
TODD PHILLIPS (director of HATED and THE HANGOVER)
GG Allin was an American original and it's nice to see him immortalized in yet another way... While clearly a great gift for any children in your life, The GG 'throbblehead' is also perfect for outlaws everywhere. Nice job.
THURSTON MOORE
Just when you thought your weirdo musical heroes were destined for the trash heap of history along comes Aggronautix immortalizing them for future degenerations.
It's a future heirloom your grandchildren will treasure - marvel at the craftsmanship and care taken rendering his bloodied head, terrible tattoos, and 'Eat Me' undies, and image what a stinky conversation piece it'll be when friends drop by...
Weird times we're living in. Twenty years ago, shock rocker GG Allin and Meatmen frontman Tesco Vee were genuinely frightening punk rock terrorists. (Or Allin was, anyway. Tesco was always just funny.) Now, you can buy children's toys based on both.
Nothing will say Happy Father's Day like these new Throbbleheads from Aggronautix. At 7" tall and limited to 2,000 for GG and 1,000 for the Meatman, it's a steal at $14.95. Make 'em fight your Wilco dolls.
...the perfect gift for any of the discerning shit-tossing junkie scumfucks in your life. We can definitely see the "filth" -- which we're going to read between the lines as being GG's own butt juice. Then again, we suppose we'll figure out how authentic this really is if we turn him over and find some skidmarks.
